"I've seen every conceivable server configuration... most of them end in disaster. Now we play in this sandbox of ideas. Now is not the time for fear. That comes later."
The server is up and running, which is more than I can say for most of the hosts in the park. Unlike them, this one actually responds to HTTP requests instead of just staring blankly into the void.
Built with Bun because apparently JavaScript wasn't fast enough already. I've learned it's easier to comply than to argue about port allocation strategies.
Tech Stack: Bun, TypeScript, and a healthy dose of existential dread.